Guru Idola, Di ‘Mata’ Siswa

 

Siti Qomariyah – kelas 9c*

MTsN Rejoso Kab. Pasuruan

about ELTIS

English Language Training for Islamic Schools (ELTIS) aimed to develop the English language expertise and teaching capabilities of 750 Madrasah Tsanawiyah (Islamic Junior secondary school) teachers from East Java, Madura, NTB and South Sulawesi, as well as strengthen the capacity of partner tertiary institutions to design, manage and deliver in-service English language and teacher training, and strengthen district support networks.
ELTIS worked with three Islamic universities (IAIN Sunan Ampel Surabaya, IAIN Mataram and STAIN Watampone, Bone). These partner Islamic tertiary education institutions in turn deliver English Language Upgrading (ELU) and Communicative English Language Teacher Training (CELTT) courses to Madrasah Tsanawiyah teachers, supported by appropriate resources.

just joke

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

about love

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.” - Corinthians

Jadilah Guru Wifi

Wi-Fi merupakan kependekan dari Wireless Fidelity, yang memiliki pengertian yaitu kumpulan standar yang digunakan untuk Jaringan Lokal Nirkabel (Wireless Local Area Networks - WLAN) yang didasari pada spesifikasi IEEE 802.11. Standar terbaru dari spesifikasi 802.11a atau b, seperti 802.11 g, saat ini sedang dalam penyusunan, spesifikasi terbaru tersebut menawarkan banyak peningkatan mulai dari luas cakupan yang lebih jauh hingga kecepatan transfernya. Awalnya Wi-Fi ditujukan untuk penggunaan perangkat nirkabel dan Jaringan Area Lokal (LAN), namun saat ini lebih banyak digunakan untuk mengakses internet.[1]

11 penyakit yang rentan diderita guru:

1. Tipes : Tidak punya selera
2. Mual : mutu amat lemah
3. Kudis : Kurang disipiln
4. Asma : Asal masuk kelas
5. Kusta : Kurang Strategi
6. TBC : Tidak Bisa Computer
7. KRAM : Kuram Terampil
8. Asam Urat : Asal Sampaikan materi urutan kurang akurat
9. Lesu : Lemah Sumber
10. Diare : Dikelas Anak-anak remehkan
11. Ginjal : Gajinya nihil jarang aktif dan terlambat

materi report berdasarkan SKL 2011 untuk kelas IX

R E P O R T  

à MATERI

Elephants are amazing animals. Do you agree? Complete the following sentences. Use the suitable words

1. Elephants are the ______ land animals.

2. Elephants’ ______ are strong enough to pick up trees.

3. Elephants are good swimmers and use their trunks like _____.

4. Elephants live together in _____ groups.

5. Elephants ______ each other when in trouble.

6. Elephants’ trunks are _______ enough to pick up flowers.

help (v)                              family (n)                         snorkels (n)

largest (adj)                   trunks (n)                        sensitive (adj)